Leaked Matrix 4 Script from an Unreliable Source

It's happened again! My main man, Jerry Leeks has dug up a bombshell: 2 pages from the script of the upcoming Matrix 4 movie. It has everything I was looking for in a sequel. Action! Kung Fu! Driving! And much more of The Architect. Check it out!

Transcript:

Neo’s large cell phone rings loudly. He picks up his large cell phone out of his jacket pocket and it snaps open with a loud clack. He holds it to his ear.

NEO

Talk to me.

THE ARCHITECT (V.O)

Greetings Neo. Behold, for it is I. The Architect.

Neo dramatically whips off his sunglasses and throws them across the room. He looks back at Brodex and Ram, then quickly makes his way to the front door while doing kung fu.

NEO

What the Hell do you want?

INT. THE MATRIX? - FANCY WHITE CONDO

The Architect is sitting in a fuzzy white chair with his slippered feet up on a coffee table.

THE ARCHITECT

Oh, come now. Our association is abundantly more amicable now, would you not concur? I am calling to grant you the cognizance of numerous citizens of the Matrix that you can, as you humans verbalize, “unplug.”

INTERCUT — PHONE CONVERSATION

NEO

Oh jeez. Time to convince more people to give this digital world to live in the mud underground.

THE ARCHITECT

I’ll admit to being extremely contented that you were resurrected by Matrix computers, the loss of your previous abilities notwithstanding. Specific directions will be forthcoming. While I’m doubtless that your ambulatory artistry is extraordinary, I find myself compelled to propose that you employ the aid of an automated form of transportation.

NEO

Yeah. I’ll drive.

Neo takes sunglasses out of his pocket and puts them on as he walks toward a cool car parked outside the dojo.

EXT. THE MATRIX - HIGHWAY - MORNING

Neo is driving a cool car speeding down the Agentless highway with all of his windows rolled down, speaking loudly to someone on his large cell phone.

NEO

So you’re saying I don’t have to worry about Agents anymore, right? Yeah I knew that.

A large white van drives up next to his cool car.

NEO

But wait, now I have to do what? Watch out for Doctors? What are those?

The van door opens to reveal three Doctors. They are Agent-like people, but except for sunglasses and black suits, they wear goggles and white lab coats. Neo is staring at them with disbelief.

NEO

Whoa.

Neo throws his large cell phone behind him in the back seat and quickly reaches for the window buttons to close them. Before he can push any buttons, the Doctors jump out of the van and into the cool car through the open windows. They begin to do kung fu in the car. Neo does kung fu right back at them. Kung fu in a car is much more difficult than kung fu while outside and standing up, so this kung fu looks much cooler than what Neo is used to.